In an effort to assist in this effort of important National Security, the research department at AMBFAD Labs have uncovered both a secret Chinese plot to breed an army of cloned Colonel dopplegangers (photo above) AND what sounds/looks like the subliminal brainwashing they used to train them in this obvious stab at world domination!Take a listen to this horrific training tape in the sample area to hear for yourselves and, most of all, don't let the terrorists (and PETA) win! 'Dad, how can you hate...The Colonel?!'
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