Wednesday, December 10, 2008

'Gift Ideas For Him' or Recipe for Disaster?

Hopefully, after 32 oz. worth of 'holiday cheer' from that lowboy blender, Dad doesn't light up more than his smoke w/ that fan-forced firestarter (twisted firestarter!) or carve up carolers demanding figgy pudding w/ the automatic slicing knife. Eh, at least his shoes will be nicely polished as they haul him off to jail...too bad Hermie went into dentristy versus law school.

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