'Some Apes, It Seems, are More Equal than Others'

I heard on the news this morning, that two monkeys at the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine have learned how to control a robot...using only their MINDS!!! More specifically, via sensors implanted in their brains, they've learned to control a robot arm with their thoughts, using it to feed themselves fruit and marshmallows.

Still, the thought of a cadre of evil monkeys controlling a robot army via psionics is pretty badass. 'You Maniacs! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!'