Ummmmm...

Yeah. I know. No new posts or info of any sort. I really am working on a brand new bag, just doing a lot of R & D on how to make whatever I do...better. Again, stay tuned and thanks for checking in.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

...better late than never. Stay tuned, may be a few random posts here until I get the 'new joint' ready.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

...and here's looking to something brand new in 2010 (both the year and a new blog)!

Toys for Tots...

Whoa! If this isn't a walk down memory lane, I don't know what is. I think I received almost all of those during my rookie X-mas career. Who needs a Leapfrog when you have wooden dog w/ wheels for feet?!

Oh Tenen-BOMBED!

Christmas Tree is up at the AMBFAD Laboratories and the entire staff is passed out...nude...on the front lawn. Now, bring me some figgy pudding and 'fix me a turkey pot pie!'

An AMBFAD Holiday Tip...

The above may be the worst holiday idea ever...it's certainly not a happy one...unless of course you are attempting to get someone sick for Christmas...retribution for a traumatizing past gift of underoos or something.

GEEK BLING!!!

Ran across the above Doctor Who 'Tomb of the Cybermen' Promo Pin rooting around online a few weeks ago and went ahead and nabbed it. It'll (fix up) look sharp on my new Spiewak winter jacket I purchased a while back.

Still working on my official return to the Blogosphere, but I may post a few updates here prior...just to help shake the rust off. Stay tuned!

THE HIATUS IS NEARLY OVER!!!

Greetings, true believers! Rumours of my (blog's) death have been greatly exaggerated...okay, maybe slightly exaggerated. I know it's been a while, but the itch to impose my stupid opinions on the internets seems to be coming back slowly. It's either that or a new found peanut allergy.

Anyhow, this post serves as notice that i've gone back into the lab to re-create my e-presence and whip up another plan for world domination. To note, said research has included the prospect of killing off AMBFAD and letting a NEW blog rise from it's ashes.

Whatever the case, STAY TUNED TO THIS SPACE FOR DETAILS! THE FUTURE OF USELESS POP-CULTURE IS COMING SOON!

Saturday Bonus Track...

I heard this at the grocery store of all places, over a week ago...still can't get it out of my head.

ZZ Top battling a monster truck in the video for 'Sleeping Bag'...of course.

ROCK IS DEAD...ALMOST.

Great sketch from Kids in the Hall. 'If I can't air guitar...I want no air at all.'

Hey Kids...

I've been home w/ a sick kid since yesterday, opening a can of whoop-ass on my yard and continuing job search activities. Stay tuned for some new stuff w/in the week including both a music and movie review, tennis shoes and more Jack Kirby stuff!

Back in Action?!

Yeah, a few posts, but i'm still not quite feeling it...i'm getting there though. Keep checkin' in, kids!

And Speaking of the Cubbies...

...i'm about due for a new ball cap. Thinking I may go w/ the 1968 Cooperstown 'Franchise' cap from Twin Enterprises, as they fit great and can take a helluva beating.

Best. Photo. EVER!

...and why i'm STILL interested in getting a team together and joining a league. Maybe I can get the 'Stoned Rollers' back together for one last gig? Pic courtesy of the amazing Monkeys For Helping.

I Wonder what MS. PAC-MAN would Look Like...

I love the internet. Yet another completely awesome thing lifted this week from Electronic Cerebrectomy...PAC-MAN Reimagined. I'm sorry, I can (and have) stare at this thing for almost a half an hour.

I swear to God those 'ghosts' are from a Scooby Doo episode though. I'll tell you what else...'Blinky' looks like he might just choke a bitch. Damn.

MARILYN CHAMBERS 1953-2009

A fond farewell and R.I.P. to the other Marilyn...safe travels Behind the Green Door and beyond.

And Since I'm Going Out Tonight...

...maybe you should throw on a record and, please, don't wait up!

Have great weekend, everybody!

One That Talks Like Dolittle...

Taking the kids to a puppet show of Dr. Dolittle this morning...hope it's not the crappy Eddie Murphy version. Prepping for a job interview I have tomorrow this afternoon, so no stuff until later. Peace.

Ridin' That Train...

We had a really fun Saturday excursion w/ my folks and the kids, one worth mentioning to those in the Chicagoland area. The whole bunch of us hopped on the METRA and took the quick jaunt from Palatine to Des Plaines to have lunch at The Choo-Choo: Hamburgers on Wheels!

Originally opened in 1951, it's a 50's-style diner where the food is brought out on a model train that goes from the kitchen around the entire counter. The joint, a local institution of sorts, still retains it's retro charm and the kids freaking loved it. Better yet, the 'Choo-Choo Double' I had was on par w/ good ole' fashioned Steak'N'Shake burger...if not better. The rest of the menu has similar fare and everybody enjoyed their respective meals.

It's a quick walk from the Des Plaines stop on the METRA Northwest line, but as the joint is small...be prepared for a wait in line to get in. If you like retro-flavored fun, killer burgers and something that makes your kids smile...I highly recommend checking it out. Word is, the city is trying to get them to relocate and/or close to build more condos, so don't wait too long! Check out their website HERE.

For Those of You Getting a 'Break'...

Back in 1983, I could not wrap my head around the concept of this film, but I knew it was something pretty freaking awesome. Many years later, my college Spring Break trip...while a great time...never quite matched up.

'I still can't find my underwear.'